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Gimme your grave ideas (Or i'll break your kneecaps)
this is now kinda an open source for grave ideas
Heres the onces from earlier, if I think of any more, i'll post. http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/3393/36rj.png http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/2166/26mc1.png http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/8794/44yq.png
I liked the 3rd one...rofl!! -Prisus
C'mon guys, post your own.
Here's one: Here lies Hargoth of Barbaria. Smahed stuff because he felt like it.
Sir Levarius Deardy Famous For His Last Words "This Mushroom Tastes A Bit Funny" lol random eh?
nowhere near random
So much better things to do....
yeah YOU have better things to do we dont
Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps)
'Back in 5 - Im next door, in the hot chicks coffin!'
The grave says-Here lies the darkest man in Albion refered to as... Darkness! The grave reads-"Tyrone Biggums". Died from dem rocks.
Tombstone Reads: The Darkwalker lies here, at the bottom of this pit. The wind blew him off of the high spot where he used to sit. Tombstone Reads: What you lookin' at? I'm dead. What do you expect this to say? Tombstone Reads: Here lies Phil Suckerlooski, 123. He died when his racehorse hit a tree and he accidentaly cast Enflame killing everyone around, even two rabbits. He was 123!! What the Hell do you think he died of???? Dumbass. Hehe. It may have been the caffine...dunno. Right off the top of my mohawk. -Prisus
Tombstone Reads: Prisus Darkwalker, Demon of Albion. He missed his ex., but his aim kept getting better. Tombstone Reads: Avo loved me, everyone else thought I was a jerkoff. Tombstone Reads: Dick Knibbler. Couldn't get enough, even though it was the wrong stuff. -Prisus
It reads-Don't steal my pocket money... It reads-Here lies Chaos the merciless hero and inventor. He was pushed off the Entepeneur's Tower when he cluttered the place with too many useless inventions.
Tombstone reads- Here lies mellr0, his lasts words "what does this button do?"
here lies bob thought it was wise to stick it in a pencil sharpener bob was wrong... avo loves you ... but skorm loves you more ... here lies betsy.. sniffed a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of ye olde well lol
im sorry to ask this but dimmy, is english your native language?
Spontaneous random ideas: Mommy? Is that you? Dead! Period! Hey, you! Could you get that maggot out of my nose, please? Reads: "Do Not Disturb" Anthony G.H. - Former Mayor of Bowerstone. Died under mysterious circumstances Larson "BigMouth" Wells - Biggest drinker in Albion. Drowned in a beer keg Helga S. - Fattest woman on Albion. Had to be cremated to fit on the cauffin Fox M. - Came to investigate ghosts in the Necropolis. Eventually became one... Dana S. - Followed him... Myke T. - Legendary Arena fighter. Choked on a piece of an adversary's ear I could go on and on Another thought: a small quest envolving finding clues in various graves would be interesting...and some special item buried on a particular grave where the clues led to. Of course, without shovel icon appearing, like with the frying pan ^^
cmon guys did you see the old threads like these they were up to 4 pages
It read~John H. Tipsy his last words were "Ok i wont jump, But im not paying my taxes ~~~~IM tired~~~~:P
Mark: I believe more feedback is needed to instill confidence on the would-be grave-text authors. To make people know if their ideas are appreciated and so have them feel confident to post some more. For instance: edit the 1st post and add to it all the graves you fell worthy of being added to ToA2, perhaps ^^ While my thread remains unanswered, i guess i have nothing better to do than to post some more ideas here: Frederick T. Dalton - Last words: "Isn't that Jack Of Blades?" Ophelia T. Dalton - Last words: "Jack of what?" Mary T. Dalton - Last words: "Nevermind! Run!" H. "ShirtRippin'" Hogan - Legendary Arena Fighter. Stabbed to death by a pack of angry taylors Oh, hello there! Will you...dig me? (this last one is a language joke. Sorry if it doesn't make sense, english isn't my native language) The markings on this tombstone are indeciferable. But you barely read "beer" somewhere in between Don't you have anything better to do than reading gravestones? Mortanius - Skorm cultist and bard. Famous and hated for wiring his instrument to an electric eel ... ...by now, it must be no secret i'm a nutcase ^^
"Here lies bob, died from corn on the cob." "This grave is empty..." "Does my butt look big in this coffin?" "SNARF!"
Here lies Fenix, who learned the hard way that the words flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
lol that confuese me at time too
"Here lies Marco. Died trying to rebuild Bowerstone."
...Uh, hey. Here's my ideas for your gravestones. They're a little, well, dark Johnny claimed he could best any beast, But ended up becoming a Balverine’s feast Little Suzy, she tried to run, Yet couldn’t escape the blade of a Minion In a game of cards, Hugo never lost his head. Such a shame that a bandit’s blade cut it off instead.
good ones dark is good
Your empty grave says .. date of death says tomarrow!!! I am tired of people reading my headstone ... I'm going to do something about it! (maybe spawn some undead after reading it?)
"Here lies A. Horseman. But no horse." "Here lies B. Backsoone. Died of old age." "'Harvy Potter; conspicuously stabbed repeatedly on accident by someone." "I. Liku - Murdered for marrying, then robbing all thirty-two of her husbands."
Teresa Green - They thought her corpse would change the trees......they were wrong. Mr. L33t - Murdered for talking alot of jibberish. Ben Dover - He bent too far... The Wrong Brothers - They attempted to fly with thier arms but found out more about the ways of gravity after a cliff accident. This Grave is empty but has a name of somone........the name is.......do you really want to know?
lol i'm with stupid -> john P. stupid, breathed in too hard and inhaled a passing tumbleweed
How do inhale a tumble weed in Albion. Oh well "Here lies Ol'Smokey. He doesn't know hes dead
it's a joke from irc. i think that only hunter, satan, pe, and maybe blue will get it
I have some ideas, don't know if you'll like them... Grave: "I'm dead, but I still don't allow you to sleep with my wife!" "Here lies the guildmaster's brother. He died in a fight with a cute teddybear / Winnie The pooh..." "Don't bother knocking on the coffin, I'm in the tavern!"
Erection Problems? Drop into to the "Bordello" and be Randy once more! Could someone let me out please? I need to take a piss... Bugger off my grave you necrophiliac! Feel free to use this soil as compost... I've heard human "blood & bone" works wonders for the vegies!
|.............|_____|.......john p. stupid.......| |.i'm with..|_____|......breathed in too.....| |..stupid...|_____| .....hard and inhaled.....| |....->......|_____| a passing tumbleweed..| lol irc humour
here lies Bob got a brick stuck up his ass and died here lies mr gastro tried to fart the alphabet guess it wasnt posible mr Dems tried to shove 20 rasins up his nose and sufocated
Here lies Homer Jay Simpson, died of drnking something else than Duff. Here lies Lisa Simpson, died because here saxophone was thrown out of the window by Bart, and she was still hanging on to it. Here lies Bart Simpson, after the death of Lisa, Marge pulled a kitchen knife out and stabbed Bart,but the deathcause was a catapult that was put to far is his ass. Hee lies Marge Simpson, killed by Ned Flanders his stupid bible stories.
Here lies Jack of Blades, killed by a hero that can only say a couple of words.
i dont think the hero actaully ever says anything
he can say Come On, Thanks, Sorry, and SHIT! Through the expressions
oh, yeah
Dont forget the strange grunting noises he makes when he does the Cossack dance.
Here lies Thread Topic: Died from neglect. Don't make me get my forum cleanser
hey i was the one who attempted to get it back on topic here lies the nameless n00b, his soul was taken by satan and fed to hunter. here lies hunter, died of indigestion after being fed an unfit soul.
My kneecaps were smashed by Marcopolo but he didn't stop there. If you are reading this you will be lieing next to me soon, sooner then you think. Lost all my limbs in a fight against King Arthur...the pansy. (the black knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail) I told you i was sick. Apparently (spelling) you can't swim in full plate. I swalloed (spelling) a fly which started a chain of events to my death don't ask why. Alright i know their not that good but i really tried to think of good ones. Ahh well.
Never thought my grave idea would strike up a conversation
lol nice ones major brook /me slaps .hack "back on topic biatch!"
Srry dont break my kneecaps
neat! These are from gravestones i made for halloween last year: Born with all her toes and fingers We ask her spirit not to linger For here She lies , naught but bones Rest Forever Ophelia Jones I may be dead But that's allright Halloween, for me Is every night - Bruce - The Goblins were too quick We are Sorry Tender Lumpkin - Stolen by the Faeries Those be real pet names, everyone but Bruce is still alive.
here lies slayer-reaper6 "his kitty loves cheese" here lie counta kintay "whats this shit? segragation? here lies m.j. "children always welcome" here lies san witch "tell my wife she was a bitch" here lies robbie stephens "tell the kids theyre not mine" random grave-if you read this you like the bloody wanker here lies bluetooth "probably should have got a toothpick" here lies marcopolo "last words- i bet my town will own your town!" here lies o.d.b. "hes home" thats just a few but i can make more if wanted
here lies all of wu-tang clan "i thought they where nothing to fuck with? owned" here lies tony montana "apperantly he was no longer the best" here lies I.BT. kids "i hate those little homos" here lies scott savoie "what a nub" here lies scythe "man i smoked alot of weed" here lies leviathan-ran "should have ran faster" idk if there good i can make more though
A couple more We bet him Five bucks he would drown - A bittersweeet victory Mom - She wanted her ashes scattered at sea, but it's like she always said - "No." And the Emperor of course!
here lies jay "shes a slut bungggggg" here lies silent bob "i got nothin to say" here lies drifter "theres some drift in my undies" here lies lady grey "caution! biohazard below!" here lies jack of blades "hes just pissed because its small" here lies little debbie "died from bad batch of cosmic brownies" here lies method-man (insert cough here) here lies paris hiltons fame "blown away"
here lies my dignaty "thanks skeeza" here lies dave thomas "famous for his finger food" "that fucker stole my kidney!" "cant you love me without touching me" here lies mexicos econemy "the grande soft taco is now on the dollar menu" here lies walt disney "this grave is now owned by a jew" here lies chuck norris "chuck norrises tears cure cancer,too bad he never crys" here lies you guys moms "died like this "
do you like them? i think they are pretty funny
most of them are pretty good, some dont make sense but yeah...
which ones dont make sence? ill fix them
well some of the ones that referance people i've never heard of
dave thomas owned wendys (the finger in the chili thing) robbie stephens is me slayer-reaper6 is my screen name on everything cuz its nasty scott savoies my friend and the other ones you should know
you got to know wu-tang clan and ol dirty bastard and methodman and micheal jackson
"Here lies TruYuri, the one who...who was TruYuri?" Nah, lol. "TruYuri, hero, savior, rubber duck. Got lost in the woods, and fell in the muck." Now, if i really wanted to do one that heroic, the it would be something like "TruYuri, the hero, the legend. Defended Albion from dragons, his army behind him. Shall forever be remembered, for the last one to fall, his sword in his hand, a hero to all. But once again, nah (unless you really want to ) "Here lies Ophan Gnarl, the one who figured he could fly." "Here lies Donny, the retard."
who'sol dirty bastard and methodman... alos some of those last ones really arent that funny
ah i thought most people would have figured that out, it being fable and all...
I know, but I tied...
"Here lies Seventh Machine, apparently he wasn't more then meets the eye." "I believed I could fly, I believed I could touch the sky..." "I turned off guildmaster's help and forgot I had health potions." "Eaten by a balverine, don't ask how they got my remains." "I left this life like I entered it; squiggling and covered in juice." "Wanted to stay with my wife until death and beyond, even though she doesn't approve of the accommodations down here." Not great, I know.
nope chaos i'm not shure about drifter but i will restart modding it on approximately november third
Approximately... Jesus - I thought you were being pretty precise... If I was making an approximation, it would be more: 'Some time in November'
lol, yeah i over do halloween so i need october for that then after i can restart
um yeah octobers my favorite month i love halloween and i know why you hav e to over do it if you dont love holloween your gay
no, that's ajut a bit too much of a blanket statement, what about everyone in the countries that dont have halloween... now back on topic
um fuck them holloweens the shit i love egging houses um yeah ol dirty bastard and method man are in wu-tang clan
um yeah odb and method man are in wu-tang clan also my mod of oakvale and the graveyard are comiung well i finished the graveyard and im working on a few things in oakvale anything i should add marco? or mark denny what ever your name is
Mark won't know about the WU. He is radio-actively KAUKASIAN!
i know of wutang i knw nothuing about them slayer i have no idea wht u should do
no hints or things i should try? and yeah listen to wu-tang theyre nasty
go for obviously amusing or substantially un-nerving/creepy
i think ill do creepy but with some humor since its almost halloween but i dont know if theres anything really creepy to build off of
heh, go check out some of the ones over at the lionhead forums version of this thread, some of those are relly great, some suck too though
grave reads- "it smells down here...." grave reads- "here lies chaos, he stuck a crayon up his nose and poked his brain, I mean back of his head...." grave reads- "snorkle shoes" grave reads- "portable igloos"
those are pretty good, some a bit pointless but yeah... here lies peter molyneaux, keshire was stronger than we thought.
Peter Molyneaux - 1960-2006 Possible Inscriptions: * Crushed by the weight of his own ego * Killed while on a super secret quest that no one else has been on * Poisoned by a Bullfrog * Died in a tragic accident at a theme park * Shot while out at the movies
lol ... Here lies Bob ; last words : "what is th.." *KABOOOOOOM* Here lies the famous hero Drunkenmaster , eated by a giant evil kraken wich was sleeping , until he puked on it . "I didnt have enought money to write something interesting , and the grave-maker writed this bullshit ." Mark.O. "Beloved father , until he didnt gave us his money " Whois He " Unkown " I was the radioactive man ; and i gave you an tumour on your feets .