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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12241 is a reply to message #12227]

Sat, 02 September 2006 11:43

darylb
Messages: 15
Registered: August 2006
Location: England

here lies Bob got a brick stuck up his ass and died

here lies mr gastro tried to fart the alphabet guess it wasnt posible

mr Dems tried to shove 20 rasins up his nose and sufocated

Laughing

You cannot begin to fathom the depths of my mind!

EDAM CHEESE???

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12242 is a reply to message #8882]

Sat, 02 September 2006 11:51

Hara-K1ri
Messages: 7
Registered: August 2006

Here lies Homer Jay Simpson, died of drnking something else than Duff.

Here lies Lisa Simpson, died because here saxophone was thrown out of the window by Bart, and she was still hanging on to it.

Here lies Bart Simpson, after the death of Lisa, Marge pulled a kitchen knife out and stabbed Bart,but the deathcause was a catapult that was put to far is his ass.

Hee lies Marge Simpson, killed by Ned Flanders his stupid bible stories.

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12244 is a reply to message #12242]

Sat, 02 September 2006 13:58

Marcopolo
Messages: 1292
Registered: January 2006
Location: north vancouver

that last one makes no sense

There once was a member of this land,
a humorous posting he planned,
but when he posted,
by mods he was toasted,
and now he has found himself banned.

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12329 is a reply to message #8882]

Mon, 04 September 2006 09:52

.hack
Messages: 11
Registered: August 2006

Here lies Jack of Blades, killed by a hero that can only say a couple of words.

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/8651/firstsigcopyon8.jpg

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12341 is a reply to message #12329]

Mon, 04 September 2006 18:36

Marcopolo
Messages: 1292
Registered: January 2006
Location: north vancouver

i dont think the hero actaully ever says anything Rolling Eyes

There once was a member of this land,
a humorous posting he planned,
but when he posted,
by mods he was toasted,
and now he has found himself banned.

[Updated on: Mon, 04 September 2006 18:37]

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12344 is a reply to message #8882]

Mon, 04 September 2006 19:23

FuzzyLumpkins
Messages: 27
Registered: August 2006

he can say Come On, Thanks, Sorry, and SHIT! Through the expressions

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l80/FuzzyLumpkin06/05ccopy.jpg

[Updated on: Mon, 04 September 2006 19:23]

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12345 is a reply to message #12344]

Mon, 04 September 2006 19:28

Marcopolo
Messages: 1292
Registered: January 2006
Location: north vancouver

oh, yeah

There once was a member of this land,
a humorous posting he planned,
but when he posted,
by mods he was toasted,
and now he has found himself banned.

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12347 is a reply to message #12345]

Mon, 04 September 2006 20:17

Augmented-Pickaxe
Messages: 118
Registered: April 2006
Location: Adelaide, South Australia

Dont forget the strange grunting noises he makes when he does the Cossack dance.

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12350 is a reply to message #8882]

Mon, 04 September 2006 22:20

FuzzyLumpkins
Messages: 27
Registered: August 2006

OH yeah

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12369 is a reply to message #12350]

Tue, 05 September 2006 19:14

Marcopolo
Messages: 1292
Registered: January 2006
Location: north vancouver

okay so back on topic

There once was a member of this land,
a humorous posting he planned,
but when he posted,
by mods he was toasted,
and now he has found himself banned.

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12371 is a reply to message #8882]

Tue, 05 September 2006 19:33

Satan
Messages: 1033
Registered: September 2005
Location: Hades

Administrator

Here lies Thread Topic: Died from neglect.

Don't make me get my forum cleanser Laughing

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/1398/satansigv5gu3.gif

There is nothing in the Void.
There is no point to it's being.
I wish there was a reason.
There is nothing in the Void,
But what we put there.

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12374 is a reply to message #12371]

Tue, 05 September 2006 22:42

Marcopolo
Messages: 1292
Registered: January 2006
Location: north vancouver

hey i was the one who attempted to get it back on topic

here lies the nameless n00b, his soul was taken by satan and fed to hunter.

here lies hunter, died of indigestion after being fed an unfit soul.

There once was a member of this land,
a humorous posting he planned,
but when he posted,
by mods he was toasted,
and now he has found himself banned.

[Updated on: Tue, 05 September 2006 22:43]

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12375 is a reply to message #8882]

Wed, 06 September 2006 00:44

Major Brook
Messages: 1
Registered: August 2006

My kneecaps were smashed by Marcopolo but he didn't stop there.

If you are reading this you will be lieing next to me soon, sooner then you think.

Lost all my limbs in a fight against King Arthur...the pansy.
(the black knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

I told you i was sick.

Apparently (spelling) you can't swim in full plate.

I swalloed (spelling) a fly which started a chain of events to my death don't ask why.

Alright i know their not that good but i really tried to think of good ones. Ahh well.

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12390 is a reply to message #8882]

Wed, 06 September 2006 18:38

.hack
Messages: 11
Registered: August 2006

Never thought my grave idea would strike up a conversation Very Happy

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12391 is a reply to message #12390]

Wed, 06 September 2006 18:50

Marcopolo
Messages: 1292
Registered: January 2006
Location: north vancouver

lol nice ones major brook

/me slaps .hack "back on topic biatch!" Razz

There once was a member of this land,
a humorous posting he planned,
but when he posted,
by mods he was toasted,
and now he has found himself banned.

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12394 is a reply to message #8882]

Wed, 06 September 2006 18:57

.hack
Messages: 11
Registered: August 2006

Srry dont break my kneecaps Very Happy

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I made cool symbols Grin

[Updated on: Wed, 06 September 2006 18:59]

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12858 is a reply to message #8882]

Thu, 28 September 2006 11:11

squidiot
Messages: 11
Registered: September 2006
Location: on the edge of perception

neat!
These are from gravestones i made for halloween last year:

Born with all her toes and fingers
We ask her spirit not to linger
For here She lies , naught but bones
Rest Forever Ophelia Jones

I may be dead
But that's allright
Halloween, for me
Is every night

- Bruce -
The Goblins were too quick
We are Sorry

Tender Lumpkin - Stolen by the Faeries

Those be real pet names, everyone but Bruce is still alive. Smile

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12864 is a reply to message #8882]

Thu, 28 September 2006 15:28

Marcopolo
Messages: 1292
Registered: January 2006
Location: north vancouver

heh, too bad about bruce though

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but when he posted,
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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12868 is a reply to message #8882]

Thu, 28 September 2006 15:56

slayer-reaper6
Messages: 58
Registered: February 2006
Location: dragon cliff

here lies slayer-reaper6
"his kitty loves cheese"

here lie counta kintay
"whats this shit? segragation?

here lies m.j.
"children always welcome"

here lies san witch
"tell my wife she was a bitch"

here lies robbie stephens
"tell the kids theyre not mine"

random grave-if you read this you like the bloody wanker

here lies bluetooth
"probably should have got a toothpick"

here lies marcopolo
"last words- i bet my town will own your town!"

here lies o.d.b.
"hes home"

thats just a few but i can make more if wanted

slayer-reaper6

scythes nig

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12869 is a reply to message #8882]

Thu, 28 September 2006 16:14

slayer-reaper6
Messages: 58
Registered: February 2006
Location: dragon cliff

here lies all of wu-tang clan
"i thought they where nothing to fuck with? owned"

here lies tony montana
"apperantly he was no longer the best"

here lies I.BT. kids
"i hate those little homos"

here lies scott savoie
"what a nub"

here lies scythe
"man i smoked alot of weed"

here lies leviathan-ran
"should have ran faster"

idk if there good i can make more though

slayer-reaper6

scythes nig

[Updated on: Thu, 28 September 2006 16:15]

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12870 is a reply to message #8882]

Thu, 28 September 2006 16:29

squidiot
Messages: 11
Registered: September 2006
Location: on the edge of perception

A couple more

We bet him Five bucks he would drown - A bittersweeet victory

Mom -
She wanted her ashes scattered at sea, but it's like she always said - "No."

And the Emperor of course!

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12871 is a reply to message #8882]

Thu, 28 September 2006 17:08

slayer-reaper6
Messages: 58
Registered: February 2006
Location: dragon cliff

here lies jay
"shes a slut bungggggg"

here lies silent bob
"i got nothin to say"

here lies drifter
"theres some drift in my undies"

here lies lady grey
"caution! biohazard below!"

here lies jack of blades
"hes just pissed because its small"

here lies little debbie
"died from bad batch of cosmic brownies"

here lies method-man
(insert cough here)

here lies paris hiltons fame
"blown away"

slayer-reaper6

scythes nig

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12873 is a reply to message #8882]

Thu, 28 September 2006 18:42

slayer-reaper6
Messages: 58
Registered: February 2006
Location: dragon cliff

here lies my dignaty
"thanks skeeza"

here lies dave thomas
"famous for his finger food"

"that fucker stole my kidney!"

"cant you love me without touching me"

here lies mexicos econemy
"the grande soft taco is now on the dollar menu"

here lies walt disney
"this grave is now owned by a jew"

here lies chuck norris
"chuck norrises tears cure cancer,too bad he never crys"

here lies you guys moms
"died like this Shocked

slayer-reaper6

scythes nig

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12901 is a reply to message #12873]

Fri, 29 September 2006 21:30

Marcopolo
Messages: 1292
Registered: January 2006
Location: north vancouver

lol

There once was a member of this land,
a humorous posting he planned,
but when he posted,
by mods he was toasted,
and now he has found himself banned.

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12922 is a reply to message #8882]

Sat, 30 September 2006 09:31

slayer-reaper6
Messages: 58
Registered: February 2006
Location: dragon cliff

do you like them? i think they are pretty funny

slayer-reaper6

scythes nig

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12924 is a reply to message #12922]

Sat, 30 September 2006 13:00

Marcopolo
Messages: 1292
Registered: January 2006
Location: north vancouver

most of them are pretty good, some dont make sense but yeah...

There once was a member of this land,
a humorous posting he planned,
but when he posted,
by mods he was toasted,
and now he has found himself banned.

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12927 is a reply to message #8882]

Sat, 30 September 2006 14:08

slayer-reaper6
Messages: 58
Registered: February 2006
Location: dragon cliff

which ones dont make sence? ill fix them

slayer-reaper6

scythes nig

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12933 is a reply to message #12927]

Sat, 30 September 2006 19:08

Marcopolo
Messages: 1292
Registered: January 2006
Location: north vancouver

well some of the ones that referance people i've never heard of

There once was a member of this land,
a humorous posting he planned,
but when he posted,
by mods he was toasted,
and now he has found himself banned.

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12942 is a reply to message #8882]

Sat, 30 September 2006 20:34

slayer-reaper6
Messages: 58
Registered: February 2006
Location: dragon cliff

dave thomas owned wendys
(the finger in the chili thing)

robbie stephens is me

slayer-reaper6 is my screen name on everything cuz its nasty

scott savoies my friend

and the other ones you should know

slayer-reaper6

scythes nig

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12943 is a reply to message #12942]

Sat, 30 September 2006 20:37

Marcopolo
Messages: 1292
Registered: January 2006
Location: north vancouver

yeah i dont really

There once was a member of this land,
a humorous posting he planned,
but when he posted,
by mods he was toasted,
and now he has found himself banned.

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12953 is a reply to message #8882]

Sun, 01 October 2006 06:52

slayer-reaper6
Messages: 58
Registered: February 2006
Location: dragon cliff

you got to know wu-tang clan and ol dirty bastard and methodman and micheal jackson

slayer-reaper6

scythes nig

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12967 is a reply to message #8882]

Sun, 01 October 2006 21:41

TruYuri
Messages: 9
Registered: August 2006

"Here lies TruYuri, the one who...who was TruYuri?"

Nah, lol.

"TruYuri, hero, savior, rubber duck. Got lost in the woods, and fell in the muck."

Now, if i really wanted to do one that heroic, the it would be something like

"TruYuri, the hero, the legend. Defended Albion from dragons, his army behind him. Shall forever be remembered, for the last one to fall, his sword in his hand, a hero to all.

But once again, nah (unless you really want to Razz

)

"Here lies Ophan Gnarl, the one who figured he could fly."

"Here lies Donny, the retard."

[Updated on: Sun, 01 October 2006 21:51]

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12969 is a reply to message #12967]

Sun, 01 October 2006 21:48

Marcopolo
Messages: 1292
Registered: January 2006
Location: north vancouver

who'sol dirty bastard and methodman...

alos some of those last ones really arent that funny

There once was a member of this land,
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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12971 is a reply to message #12969]

Sun, 01 October 2006 21:52

TruYuri
Messages: 9
Registered: August 2006

You never said they had to be funny.

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12975 is a reply to message #12971]

Sun, 01 October 2006 21:55

Marcopolo
Messages: 1292
Registered: January 2006
Location: north vancouver

ah i thought most people would have figured that out, it being fable and all...

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12978 is a reply to message #12975]

Sun, 01 October 2006 22:05

TruYuri
Messages: 9
Registered: August 2006

I know, but I tied... Rolling Eyes

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12979 is a reply to message #12978]

Sun, 01 October 2006 22:10

chaos
Messages: 542
Registered: May 2006

Isn't ToA dead anyway?

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12980 is a reply to message #8882]

Sun, 01 October 2006 22:47

Seventh Machine
Messages: 25
Registered: October 2006
Location: Bloaty's Pizza Hog

"Here lies Seventh Machine, apparently he wasn't more then meets the eye."

"I believed I could fly, I believed I could touch the sky..."

"I turned off guildmaster's help and forgot I had health potions."

"Eaten by a balverine, don't ask how they got my remains."

"I left this life like I entered it; squiggling and covered in juice."

"Wanted to stay with my wife until death and beyond, even though she doesn't approve of the accommodations down here."

Not great, I know.

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12985 is a reply to message #12980]

Mon, 02 October 2006 00:25

Marcopolo
Messages: 1292
Registered: January 2006
Location: north vancouver

nope chaos

i'm not shure about drifter but i will restart modding it on approximately november third

There once was a member of this land,
a humorous posting he planned,
but when he posted,
by mods he was toasted,
and now he has found himself banned.

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12987 is a reply to message #12985]

Mon, 02 October 2006 03:23

Augmented-Pickaxe
Messages: 118
Registered: April 2006
Location: Adelaide, South Australia

Approximately... Jesus - I thought you were being pretty precise...

If I was making an approximation, it would be more: 'Some time in November'

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