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Re: Gimme your grave ideas (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #48871 is a reply to message #8882] |
Fri, 30 January 2009 00:11 |
Oizumi03
Messages: 2 Registered: November 2008 Location: N/A
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Lol, this made me first post, but been lurking for quite a while now.
Anyway, here are a few funny gravestones:
Here lies Johnny Yeast
"Pardon me for not rising."
(This is a real gravestone for Beza Wood)
Here lies one Wood
Enclosed in wood
One Wood
Within another.
The outer wood Is very good:
We cannot praise the other.
Here under the dung of the cows and sheep,
Lies an old highclimber fast asleep.
His trees all topped and his lines all hung,
They say the old rascal died full of rum.
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