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Gimme your grave ideas (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #8882]

Tue, 06 June 2006 22:09

Marcopolo
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Registered: January 2006
Location: north vancouver

this is now kinda an open source for grave ideas

There once was a member of this land,
a humorous posting he planned,
but when he posted,
by mods he was toasted,
and now he has found himself banned.

[Updated on: Tue, 25 September 2007 12:10]

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D [message #8885 is a reply to message #8882]

Tue, 06 June 2006 22:16

Drifter
Messages: 116
Registered: September 2005
Location: Albion

Heres the onces from earlier, if I think of any more, i'll post.
http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/3393/36rj.png

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/2166/26mc1.png

http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/8794/44yq.png

[Updated on: Tue, 06 June 2006 22:25]

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D [message #8893 is a reply to message #8882]

Wed, 07 June 2006 03:44

Prisus
Messages: 6
Registered: May 2006
Location: Central New York

I liked the 3rd one...rofl!!

-Prisus

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Wed, 07 June 2006 07:04

chaos
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Registered: May 2006

omg! The 3rd one is a MUST!

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r124/korgoth-of-barbaria/chaos-1.jpg

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Wed, 07 June 2006 13:06

Drifter
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Registered: September 2005
Location: Albion

C'mon guys, post your own. Smile

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D [message #8909 is a reply to message #8908]

Wed, 07 June 2006 14:32

chaos
Messages: 542
Registered: May 2006

Here's one:

Here lies Hargoth of Barbaria. Smahed stuff because he felt like it.

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Wed, 07 June 2006 14:37

Marcopolo
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Registered: January 2006
Location: north vancouver

theyre supposed to be about you too

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D [message #8915 is a reply to message #8882]

Wed, 07 June 2006 15:48

Brightsword
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Registered: May 2006

Sir Levarius Deardy Famous For His Last Words "This Mushroom Tastes A Bit Funny"

lol random eh?

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Wed, 07 June 2006 17:35

Marcopolo
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nowhere near random

Razz

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D [message #8925 is a reply to message #8882]

Wed, 07 June 2006 20:48

Keshire
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Registered: July 2005

Administrator

So much better things to do.... Rolling Eyes

Apathy Cannot Inspire.
Ambivalence cannot lead.
Loved me. Feared me.
Changed me. Killed me.
Anything would be something.
But nothing is worst of all.

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D [message #8926 is a reply to message #8925]

Wed, 07 June 2006 21:14

Marcopolo
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Registered: January 2006
Location: north vancouver

yeah YOU have better things to do we dont Razz

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #8947 is a reply to message #8882]

Fri, 09 June 2006 00:57

Augmented-Pickaxe
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'Back in 5 - Im next door, in the hot chicks coffin!'

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #8948 is a reply to message #8947]

Fri, 09 June 2006 01:21

chaos
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Registered: May 2006

The grave says-Here lies the darkest man in Albion refered to as... Darkness!

The grave reads-"Tyrone Biggums". Died from dem rocks.

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #8949 is a reply to message #8882]

Fri, 09 June 2006 03:31

Prisus
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Registered: May 2006
Location: Central New York

Tombstone Reads: The Darkwalker lies here, at the bottom of this pit. The wind blew him off of the high spot where he used to sit.

Tombstone Reads: What you lookin' at? I'm dead. What do you expect this to say?

Tombstone Reads: Here lies Phil Suckerlooski, 123. He died when his racehorse hit a tree and he accidentaly cast Enflame killing everyone around, even two rabbits. He was 123!! What the Hell do you think he died of???? Dumbass.

Hehe. It may have been the caffine...dunno. Right off the top of my mohawk.

-Prisus

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[Updated on: Fri, 09 June 2006 03:39]

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Fri, 09 June 2006 03:37

Prisus
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Registered: May 2006
Location: Central New York

Tombstone Reads: Prisus Darkwalker, Demon of Albion. He missed his ex., but his aim kept getting better.

Tombstone Reads: Avo loved me, everyone else thought I was a jerkoff.

Tombstone Reads: Dick Knibbler. Couldn't get enough, even though it was the wrong stuff.

-Prisus

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #8952 is a reply to message #8951]

Fri, 09 June 2006 11:12

chaos
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Registered: May 2006

It reads-Don't steal my pocket money...

It reads-Here lies Chaos the merciless hero and inventor. He was pushed off the Entepeneur's Tower when he cluttered the place with too many useless inventions.

[Updated on: Fri, 09 June 2006 11:16]

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #8972 is a reply to message #8882]

Sat, 10 June 2006 06:58

mellr0
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Registered: March 2006

Tombstone reads- Here lies mellr0, his lasts words "what does this button do?"

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #8976 is a reply to message #8882]

Sat, 10 June 2006 10:38

anth 93
Messages: 2
Registered: June 2006
Location: cali

here lies bob thought it was wise to stick it in a pencil sharpener bob was wrong...

avo loves you ... but skorm loves you more ...

here lies betsy.. sniffed a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of ye olde well
lol

what life is there to live if there is nothing worth dying for

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #8979 is a reply to message #8882]

Sat, 10 June 2006 13:42

dimmy
Messages: 7
Registered: June 2006

make all bowerstone is summoners lol

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Jack Of The Blades Spells
The Master sowrd of aeons
Satan Hero

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #8981 is a reply to message #8979]

Sat, 10 June 2006 14:08

Marcopolo
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Registered: January 2006
Location: north vancouver

im sorry to ask this but dimmy, is english your native language?

There once was a member of this land,
a humorous posting he planned,
but when he posted,
by mods he was toasted,
and now he has found himself banned.

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #9034 is a reply to message #8882]

Mon, 12 June 2006 22:23

selkies
Messages: 3
Registered: June 2006
Location: Portugal

Spontaneous random ideas:

Mommy? Is that you?

Dead! Period!

Hey, you! Could you get that maggot out of my nose, please?

Reads: "Do Not Disturb"

Anthony G.H. - Former Mayor of Bowerstone. Died under mysterious circumstances

Larson "BigMouth" Wells - Biggest drinker in Albion. Drowned in a beer keg

Helga S. - Fattest woman on Albion. Had to be cremated to fit on the cauffin

Fox M. - Came to investigate ghosts in the Necropolis. Eventually became one...

Dana S. - Followed him...

Myke T. - Legendary Arena fighter. Choked on a piece of an adversary's ear

I could go on and on Razz

Another thought: a small quest envolving finding clues in various graves would be interesting...and some special item buried on a particular grave where the clues led to. Of course, without shovel icon appearing, like with the frying pan ^^

the endless obsession...

PS: Can someone answer or delete my thread, please? Thank you

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #9036 is a reply to message #9034]

Mon, 12 June 2006 23:13

Marcopolo
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Registered: January 2006
Location: north vancouver

cmon guys did you see the old threads like these they were up to 4 pages Shocked

There once was a member of this land,
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but when he posted,
by mods he was toasted,
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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #9037 is a reply to message #8882]

Mon, 12 June 2006 23:18

rando152
Messages: 1
Registered: June 2006

It read~John H. Tipsy his last words were "Ok i wont jump, But im not paying my taxes

~~~~IM tired~~~~:P

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #9043 is a reply to message #8882]

Tue, 13 June 2006 08:01

selkies
Messages: 3
Registered: June 2006
Location: Portugal

Mark:

I believe more feedback is needed to instill confidence on the would-be grave-text authors. To make people know if their ideas are appreciated and so have them feel confident to post some more.

For instance: edit the 1st post and add to it all the graves you fell worthy of being added to ToA2, perhaps ^^

While my thread remains unanswered, i guess i have nothing better to do than to post some more ideas here:

Frederick T. Dalton - Last words: "Isn't that Jack Of Blades?"

Ophelia T. Dalton - Last words: "Jack of what?"

Mary T. Dalton - Last words: "Nevermind! Run!"

H. "ShirtRippin'" Hogan - Legendary Arena Fighter. Stabbed to death by a pack of angry taylors

Oh, hello there! Will you...dig me?

(this last one is a language joke. Sorry if it doesn't make sense, english isn't my native language)

The markings on this tombstone are indeciferable. But you barely read "beer" somewhere in between

Don't you have anything better to do than reading gravestones?

Mortanius - Skorm cultist and bard. Famous and hated for wiring his instrument to an electric eel

...

...by now, it must be no secret i'm a nutcase ^^

the endless obsession...

PS: Can someone answer or delete my thread, please? Thank you

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #9046 is a reply to message #9043]

Tue, 13 June 2006 10:21

chaos
Messages: 542
Registered: May 2006

"Here lies bob, died from corn on the cob."

"This grave is empty..."

"Does my butt look big in this coffin?"

"SNARF!"

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #9319 is a reply to message #8882]

Tue, 20 June 2006 22:51

Fenix Darkblaze
Messages: 3
Registered: May 2006

Here lies Fenix, who learned the hard way that the words flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #9365 is a reply to message #9319]

Thu, 22 June 2006 10:57

Marcopolo
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Registered: January 2006
Location: north vancouver

lol

that confuese me at time too

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #9449 is a reply to message #8882]

Sun, 25 June 2006 15:31

Tevian
Messages: 15
Registered: September 2005
Location: The End of The World.

"Here lies Marco. Died trying to rebuild Bowerstone."
Smile

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #9561 is a reply to message #8882]

Tue, 27 June 2006 22:16

TobyT
Messages: 1
Registered: June 2006
Location: The Boonies

...Uh, hey. Here's my ideas for your gravestones. They're a little, well, dark Smile

Johnny claimed he could best any beast,
But ended up becoming a Balverine’s feast

Little Suzy, she tried to run,
Yet couldn’t escape the blade of a Minion

In a game of cards, Hugo never lost his head.
Such a shame that a bandit’s blade cut it off instead.

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Tue, 27 June 2006 23:32

Marcopolo
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Registered: January 2006
Location: north vancouver

good ones

dark is good

There once was a member of this land,
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but when he posted,
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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12052 is a reply to message #8882]

Tue, 29 August 2006 12:13

ganan
Messages: 7
Registered: August 2006

Your empty grave says .. date of death says tomarrow!!!

I am tired of people reading my headstone ... I'm going to do something about it! (maybe spawn some undead after reading it?)

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Tue, 29 August 2006 15:52

Grant_Hammerhoof
Messages: 1
Registered: August 2006

"Here lies A. Horseman. But no horse."

"Here lies B. Backsoone. Died of old age."

"'Harvy Potter; conspicuously stabbed repeatedly on accident by someone."

"I. Liku - Murdered for marrying, then robbing all thirty-two of her husbands."

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Tue, 29 August 2006 16:22

FuzzyLumpkins
Messages: 27
Registered: August 2006

Get off me, I'm Black

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l80/FuzzyLumpkin06/05ccopy.jpg

[Updated on: Tue, 29 August 2006 16:22]

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Tue, 29 August 2006 16:33

Darziak
Messages: 25
Registered: July 2006
Location: UK

Teresa Green - They thought her corpse would change the trees......they were wrong.

Mr. L33t - Murdered for talking alot of jibberish.

Ben Dover - He bent too far...

The Wrong Brothers - They attempted to fly with thier arms but found out more about the ways of gravity after a cliff accident.

This Grave is empty but has a name of somone........the name is.......do you really want to know?

[Updated on: Wed, 30 August 2006 12:52]

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Tue, 29 August 2006 17:19

Marcopolo
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Registered: January 2006
Location: north vancouver

lol

i'm with stupid -> john P. stupid, breathed in too hard and inhaled a passing tumbleweed

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Tue, 29 August 2006 19:21

FuzzyLumpkins
Messages: 27
Registered: August 2006

How do inhale a tumble weed in Albion. Oh well

"Here lies Ol'Smokey. He doesn't know hes dead

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Tue, 29 August 2006 20:37

Marcopolo
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Registered: January 2006
Location: north vancouver

it's a joke from irc.

i think that only hunter, satan, pe, and maybe blue will get it Razz

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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #12152 is a reply to message #8882]

Wed, 30 August 2006 12:43

Hara-K1ri
Messages: 7
Registered: August 2006

I have some ideas, don't know if you'll like them...

Grave: "I'm dead, but I still don't allow you to sleep with my wife!"

"Here lies the guildmaster's brother. He died in a fight with a cute teddybear / Winnie The pooh..."

"Don't bother knocking on the coffin, I'm in the tavern!"

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Fri, 01 September 2006 21:04

Augmented-Pickaxe
Messages: 118
Registered: April 2006
Location: Adelaide, South Australia

Erection Problems? Drop into to the "Bordello" and be Randy once more!

Could someone let me out please? I need to take a piss...

Bugger off my grave you necrophiliac!

Feel free to use this soil as compost... I've heard human "blood & bone" works wonders for the vegies!

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Fri, 01 September 2006 22:04

Marcopolo
Messages: 1292
Registered: January 2006
Location: north vancouver

|.............|_____|.......john p. stupid.......|
|.i'm with..|_____|......breathed in too.....|
|..stupid...|_____| .....hard and inhaled.....|
|....->......|_____| a passing tumbleweed..|

Razz

lol irc humour

There once was a member of this land,
a humorous posting he planned,
but when he posted,
by mods he was toasted,
and now he has found himself banned.

[Updated on: Fri, 01 September 2006 22:11]

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