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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #13223 is a reply to message #12227] |
Sun, 08 October 2006 05:32 |
ZerO.Kitchen
Messages: 4 Registered: October 2006 Location: Italy
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lol ...
Here lies Bob ; last words :
"what is th.." *KABOOOOOOM*
Here lies the famous hero Drunkenmaster , eated by a giant evil kraken wich was sleeping , until he puked on it .
"I didnt have enought money to write something interesting , and the grave-maker writed this bullshit ."
Mark.O.
"Beloved father , until he didnt gave us his money "
Whois He
" Unkown "
I was the radioactive man ; and i gave you an tumour on your feets .
Quote: | ZerO is right , everyone is wrong. End of the story .
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Quote: | There are only two infallible beings , ZerOKitchen and the 'ol god . Maybe one of them made a mistake , but never ZerO.
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[Updated on: Sun, 08 October 2006 05:35] Report message to a moderator
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Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #20960 is a reply to message #8882] |
Thu, 28 June 2007 15:35 |
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Simski
Messages: 29 Registered: June 2007 Location: Sweden
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Here lies Dick.
He was not quick.
If only he had not chosen to go that that day,
along the paths of the lost bay.
Then maybe his head would not have been crushed with a brick.
Here lies Frank.
He never any alcohol dranked.
He was a fisherman with loving wife.
He lived by peace and not the knife.
But while walking the jetty, he stepped on the only bad plank.
Here lies Ike.
Building things was what he did like.
But was among bandits a lord.
So he gave up his ways of the sword.
But as a carpenter he fell on a spike.
(Don't take offence from this next one, you wouldn't take offence if a black guy did a black joke would you?
I'm a furry, but my next grave text may be offencive to other furries.)
Here lies Belle.
She liked to dress in an animal suit.
Us villagers found this strange not cute.
And at her arrows we did shoot.
May she yiff in hell.
As you may have noticed I like "limericks" or however they're spelled.
And as you aso may have noticed, I have quite a mean humor.
EDIT: I think I'm doing it wrong >.<
Oh well, I can change everyone but Belle...
The Belle one wont make sence if I correct it.
You being offended by me might offend me.
[Updated on: Thu, 28 June 2007 16:27] Report message to a moderator
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