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Re: Gimme your grave ideas (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #38916 is a reply to message #8882] Sun, 09 March 2008 21:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
CodyGanzell is currently offline  CodyGanzell
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I Googled these.

"Here lies the body
of Jonathan Blake
Stepped on the gas
Instead of the brake."
^ wouldnt make sense as there are no cars in fable..but i thought it was funny..

"Sara Moore. She always said her feet were killing her."

"Johnathan Emery. Who was fatally burned March 21, 1870
By the explosion of a lamp
Filled with "R.E. Danforth's Non-Explosive
Burning Fluid."

"CodyGanzell.Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the
Car was on the way down. It was."

"Bill Blake.Was hung by mistake."

I thought these were somewhat funny Very Happy
Re: Gimme your grave ideas (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #39000 is a reply to message #38916] Tue, 11 March 2008 21:26 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Archons_Heart is currently offline  Archons_Heart
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Uhh i have one....
"Archons_Heart's last words were " I could kill skorm with one han...." He never finished his sentence"

YES i rule at bad grave ideas Smile
Re: Gimme your grave ideas (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #39468 is a reply to message #8882] Sun, 23 March 2008 15:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Darth Diclonius is currently offline  Darth Diclonius
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Here lies Darth Diclonius. Wondered why he throwing knive got bigger as it came closer, then it hit him.

Here lies Ganondorf... at least until Link is born for the millionth time.

Here lies Sleeping Beauty, turns out she wasn't sleeping at all.

Here lies the remains of the Milk Man of Oakdale. Laid to rest when Jack of Blades came home to surprise his wife.


All who rise will fall by my blade.
All who kneel with stand by my side.
Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #39542 is a reply to message #33229] Tue, 25 March 2008 15:19 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Barret is currently offline  Barret
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Who is sepheroth?
Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #39543 is a reply to message #39542] Tue, 25 March 2008 15:28 Go to previous messageGo to next message
JohnDoe is currently offline  JohnDoe
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Retired
I'm assuming you mean user 3138,

It's strange that you would show a particular interest to him, but to answer your question:

User 3138 was a whiny little bitch that was banned for lying about cracking the .STB, as Marcopolo put so well.

Also, talk of the banned is taboo and ill-advised.
Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #39544 is a reply to message #39543] Tue, 25 March 2008 16:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Barret is currently offline  Barret
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Oh he sounded familiar i think ive seen him on some games
Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #39547 is a reply to message #39544] Tue, 25 March 2008 18:08 Go to previous messageGo to next message
JohnDoe is currently offline  JohnDoe
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Retired
That's different. That's this.
Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #39550 is a reply to message #39547] Tue, 25 March 2008 18:35 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Barret is currently offline  Barret
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Cool
Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #39740 is a reply to message #39543] Mon, 31 March 2008 10:25 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Master_Bankai is currently offline  Master_Bankai
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Her lies Alex Blaine Laider, When there aren't so many people around.......

[Updated on: Mon, 31 March 2008 10:56]

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Re: Gimme your grave ideas (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #40175 is a reply to message #8882] Fri, 18 April 2008 15:56 Go to previous messageGo to next message
sleepyredmoo is currently offline  sleepyredmoo
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make one say "don't dig here" then have them dig up like 400 million orange crates or something if they do so they will be there forever or if you can spawn enemys that would be cool like when you dig up the tablets spawn a bunch of bosses like dragon arachnia the kraken if he can be done on land .etc
Re: Gimme your grave ideas (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #40558 is a reply to message #8882] Wed, 30 April 2008 14:41 Go to previous messageGo to next message
The New Fabled Ravrn
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i have stupid readings for graves + ideas

A huge grave somewhere in necropolis...
Reads-Here lies Archon, king of all good, servant of only Avo
Dig it up!- Get archon's armor, or some "platinum-looking" weapon

A satue in Memorial Garden...
Reads-This is where His mask shall remain...
Dig it up!-Get JOB's Mask (maybe removeable)

A grave at the Grey House...
Reads-Here lies Mr. Grey, where he shall stay
Dig it up!-Get 50,000 gold


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Re: Gimme your grave ideas (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #40559 is a reply to message #40558] Wed, 30 April 2008 14:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
JohnDoe is currently offline  JohnDoe
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The New Fabled Ravrn wrote on Wed, 30 April 2008 16:41

A grave at the Grey House...
Reads-Here lies Mr. Grey, where he shall stay
Dig it up!-Get 50,000 gold
I think a book on first come first serve philosophy written by Lady Grey would be more appropriate.
Re: Gimme your grave ideas (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #41073 is a reply to message #8882] Sat, 10 May 2008 18:56 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Critter is currently offline  Critter
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AWESOME.

but really are we cool?

i was just kidding.

Here lies anna my best friend of all her last words "Critter stop juggling..."


here lies critters "he killed himself with his sword..."

[Updated on: Sat, 10 May 2008 19:05]

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Re: Gimme your grave ideas (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #41075 is a reply to message #8882] Sat, 10 May 2008 19:55 Go to previous messageGo to next message
AnnaBanana is currently offline  AnnaBanana
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Here lies old Pete,
who tripped over his own two feet,
he fell down the stairs,
because he slipped on some pairs,
he broke his spine,
and now lays under the tree of the Pine.

@__@??
Re: Gimme your grave ideas (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #41077 is a reply to message #8882] Sat, 10 May 2008 20:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
AnnaBanana is currently offline  AnnaBanana
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Here lies a man named Ramone,
who's job was making women, well, moan.
But 'wooing' too many ladies,
soon ended with fatherless babies,
and angry mothers ran after him;
ripping him limb from limb.


._.;;
Re: Gimme your grave ideas (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #41082 is a reply to message #8882] Sat, 10 May 2008 20:43 Go to previous messageGo to next message
ross is currently offline  ross
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AnnaBanana wrote on Sat, 10 May 2008 23:20

sorry, computer issues


I suggest stop posting that before you get introduced to:

index.php?t=getfile&id=6089&private=0

EDIT: dont worry about it

[Updated on: Sat, 10 May 2008 20:45]

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Re: Gimme your grave ideas (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #41083 is a reply to message #8882] Sat, 10 May 2008 20:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Critter is currently offline  Critter
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hey ross chill out she just had computers issues lol Razz
Re: Gimme your grave ideas (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #41084 is a reply to message #8882] Sat, 10 May 2008 20:46 Go to previous messageGo to next message
ross is currently offline  ross
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She updated it while I was posting Very Happy
Re: Gimme your grave ideas (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #41085 is a reply to message #41084] Sat, 10 May 2008 21:15 Go to previous messageGo to next message
JohnDoe is currently offline  JohnDoe
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ross wrote on Sat, 10 May 2008 22:46

She updated it while I was posting Very Happy
Um, not?

The post was updated on Sat, 10 May 2008 22:33 CDT.
Your post was posted on Sat, 10 May 2008 22:43 CDT.
That's a whopping 10-minute difference, in any time-zone.

That, and your post quoted the updated post, which couldn't have been done if the post was updated while you were making your post.

/me gets his chainsaw and plots the quickest path to the nearest Sequoiadendron vacuous.
Re: Gimme your grave ideas (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #41088 is a reply to message #8882] Sat, 10 May 2008 21:24 Go to previous messageGo to next message
ross is currently offline  ross
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No, NO NOO! I was digging up that old photo outa my stepbrothers 5 million files lol.
Re: Gimme your grave ideas (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #41089 is a reply to message #41088] Sat, 10 May 2008 21:47 Go to previous messageGo to next message
JohnDoe is currently offline  JohnDoe
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Retired
You'd get a session expired page.

Don't even try, it makes you look bad and it makes me want to eat rocks.
Re: Gimme your grave ideas (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #41145 is a reply to message #8882] Sun, 11 May 2008 18:36 Go to previous messageGo to next message
AnnaBanana is currently offline  AnnaBanana
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Here lies a man named Bane,
who was thought to be slightly insane,
playing with a sword while jumping on the bed,
let's just say he fell and cut off his head.

o3o;;
Re: Gimme your grave ideas (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #41146 is a reply to message #41145] Sun, 11 May 2008 18:38 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Critter is currently offline  Critter
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AnnaBanana wrote on Sun, 11 May 2008 18:36

Here lies a man named Bane,
who was thought to be slightly insane,
playing with a sword while jumping on the bed,
let's just say he fell and cut off his head.

o3o;;



that sounds to much like me... >>;;;
Re: Gimme your grave ideas (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #41147 is a reply to message #8882] Sun, 11 May 2008 18:56 Go to previous messageGo to next message
ross is currently offline  ross
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This once was a man from spain,
who liked to eat sugar cain,
he once was skinny,
but he ate to many,
And now obese and dead he will remain.

Beat that.
Re: Gimme your grave ideas (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #41149 is a reply to message #41089] Sun, 11 May 2008 19:01 Go to previous messageGo to next message
ross is currently offline  ross
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JohnDoe wrote on Sun, 11 May 2008 00:47

You'd get a session expired page.

Don't even try, it makes you look bad and it makes me want to eat rocks.


No, I get this error everytime I post but I always see my posts

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Re: Gimme your grave ideas (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #41802 is a reply to message #8882] Sat, 31 May 2008 00:38 Go to previous messageGo to next message
jake95 is currently offline  jake95
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Grave1: left: Sorry honey I just had a heart attack and dropped
Grave2: middle: Quit yer whinin
Grave3: right: What sorta party is this

Rubbish tht 1

I counted my seconds of life 5...(the rest is rusty *rubs it*) .1

Nt gd Razz

bt evil Twisted Evil

You hav a choice of death: 50s music, Educational TV or Attacked with gun/sword/knife. This guy chose the worst...He lrved tht education

Nt tht gd


If u notice this notice then dnt notice it because this notice is just a dumb annoyin word repeatin notice which will make your hed spin because of this notice so dnt notice this notice because this notice drives u crazy DNT NOTICE ME!
Re: Gimme your grave ideas (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #41946 is a reply to message #8882] Mon, 02 June 2008 12:22 Go to previous messageGo to next message
breed is currently offline  breed
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Here lies Micheal Jackson- He Touched the wrong kid...

Here lies Cheech & Chong- They hit the bong to many times.

Here lies Greggory Hemlock - The Black Death approached with out warning on the morning of October 3 1597.

Here lies Magic Johnson - The Aids must of got him...

Here lies breed - He took the blue pill.


These suck i know but i got them of the top of my head


?!?
Re: Gimme your toa 2 grave ideas :D (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #42084 is a reply to message #8948] Sat, 07 June 2008 09:47 Go to previous messageGo to next message
jamics is currently offline  jamics
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chaos wrote on Fri, 09 June 2006 01:21

The grave says-Here lies the darkest man in Albion refered to as... Darkness!

The grave reads-"Tyrone Biggums". Died from dem rocks.


Ok a little alteration, The grave says-Here lies the darkest man in Albion, he was burned to death!

And some of my own:

The grave reads-While living men my tomb to view, Remember well, there's room for you.

The grave reads-He came, He saw, He fell off of.

The grave reads-He was a "real lady killer", no realy he was!

The grave reads-All his life he thought he could fly, He could, for about 3 seconds.

The grave reads-He was a knite that said "NI"


Everybody has ther sexy moments, mine's just all the time!
Re: Gimme your grave ideas (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #44440 is a reply to message #8882] Mon, 04 August 2008 08:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
styvn
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Location: Land of Snow and Ice
-Grave 1 "Eat at Joe's"
Grave 2 "Ate at Joe's"

-"Don't Tread on Me"

-"Here lies (name) in a permanent snooze
Because he forgot
To pay Twinblade his dues"


-"William: grimly reaped"

or slightly darker and older
-"here lies a child who wasn't so wise
taunted a hero thrice his own size"

-"Grave of a former hero. Thought to be immortal.
Guess not."

-"I was here...oh wait..."

Or the ominous
-"This grave bears your name and a date...The rest is smudged out..."

-"not going anywhere for a long time..."

-"out to lunch...back in 30 mins"

_"Sorry, grave already robbed...please proceed to the next one."



-The children of Israel wanted bread, And the Lord sent them manna, Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna.

It was a Cough
That carried him Off
It was a Coffin
They Carried him Off In

-Jedediah Goodwin
Auctioneer
Born 1828
Going!
Going!!
Gone!!!
1876

This one is funny, but requires guns as an option...
-Here lies Spencer McGraw
who came in second for the fastest draw

-Grave 1 "The body of Joseph Ardy"
Grave 2 "The head of Joseph Ardy"

[Updated on: Fri, 15 August 2008 20:30]

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Re: Gimme your grave ideas (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #46931 is a reply to message #44440] Sun, 02 November 2008 13:50 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Titan of Ether is currently offline  Titan of Ether
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"This is the grave dug after the train chase,
and the fight between Rocky and Ken.
They finally killed him with a forklift!
HUZZAH!"

Sorry, I just watched Fugitive Alien.
Re: Gimme your grave ideas (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #47226 is a reply to message #46931] Fri, 14 November 2008 12:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
NEOCHIKEN is currently offline  NEOCHIKEN
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Here Lies Neochiken~he woke the rhino
When I said jump he was supposed to say how high~He said "Oh shit!"
Here lies Ron Jeremy, he choked himself to death
Here lies freddie~he chose the wrong altitude to trip at
Get off my face
Dig here and I swear to F@$%ing God!!!
Here lies rob, rob rob liked pointy shiny things, pointy shiny things liked rob's heart

Here lies Neochiken,
Though lame, this is his epitaph,
He became of special interest,
and was killed by site staff.

All the best, <3 JohnDoe


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[Updated on: Wed, 19 November 2008 07:40] by Moderator

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Re: Gimme your grave ideas (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #47374 is a reply to message #8882] Wed, 19 November 2008 07:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
sykokid is currently offline  sykokid
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tombstone reads: I'm standing behind you
Re: Gimme your grave ideas (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #47529 is a reply to message #8882] Sun, 23 November 2008 11:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Noctus is currently offline  Noctus
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"Here lies DarkenedSoul. Although knowing him he's probably standing up, killing people"

"Not much is left of this gravestone. "WHO'S LAUGHING NOW YOU LITTLE SNOTBAG!!! TEACH YOU TO BULLY ME!!!" Has been engraved badly onto this gravestone."

"Here lies JohnDoe. No one listened to him until he was utterly silent. Why can't you just use the darn search button?"

"Here lies Morerunes. Walking into spike to see how much of his health would disappear wasn't his best idea ever."

"Here lies Marcopolo. When making a weapon in blender he accidentally put the mesh upside down. When he unsheathed it he cut his fingers off. He couldn't cope."

You like?


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Re: Gimme your grave ideas (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #47537 is a reply to message #47529] Sun, 23 November 2008 16:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
morerunes is currently offline  morerunes
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what's funny is, I've totally done that before

great graves, some of the better ones actually ^_^ I would re-word some of them a bit though, make it sound a little wittier.


"All of the work, and none of the play, will surely provide for a speedy decay"
Re: Gimme your grave ideas (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #47544 is a reply to message #47537] Mon, 24 November 2008 05:36 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Noctus is currently offline  Noctus
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How do you think i should change them? Smile

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Re: Gimme your grave ideas (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #47641 is a reply to message #8882] Sat, 29 November 2008 00:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Delibirate is currently offline  Delibirate
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"Here lies Jonathan whom fell in a spring, though it would've been a tragedy if he died in the spring but no he died in the fall." lol Razz

Re: Gimme your grave ideas (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #47646 is a reply to message #8882] Sat, 29 November 2008 04:16 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Noctus is currently offline  Noctus
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Haha clever Razz

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Re: Gimme your grave ideas (Or i'll break your kneecaps) [message #47684 is a reply to message #47646] Mon, 01 December 2008 12:00 Go to previous messageGo to next message
NEOCHIKEN is currently offline  NEOCHIKEN
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Out to lunch

we thought this would be a good place to hide

We were playing kick the can~the car wanted us to play kick the bucket

Here lies zombie...dumbass cured himself

Here lies Johndoe, he he was trying to create the ultimate sledgehammer... then it hit him

Here lies Neochiken
Defeated by the "ignore" button

Here lies Joe, he never moved for nobody, not even trains


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GameIon is currently offline  GameIon
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Here lies Harry Houdini- Buried alive at this spot, his last words were, it's dark in here.

[Updated on: Mon, 29 December 2008 15:55]

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morerunes is currently offline  morerunes
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Made you look!

When I say "go", read this over from the beginning, and something magical will happen. Now... GO!


"All of the work, and none of the play, will surely provide for a speedy decay"

[Updated on: Fri, 02 January 2009 10:44]

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